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Preppy girl: I really loved that movie. I thought it was titillating... And not just because there was cock and balls. I don't care about that.

--Third Avenue

Guy to self: Brokeback mountain... Starring Hillary Clinton!

--Herald Square Subway Station

Overheard by: Worst Movie Ever

Doofette: I mean like I know it got the Oscar and all, but I thought "No Country for Old Men" was pretty boring. I have to admit though the choreography was amazing.

--SoHo

Thug, peddling pile of DVDs: Ghetto Blockbuster! I am your ghetto Blockbuster! I got movies, CDs, porno. [Another group of customers walks in.] I got that action, comedy, romance and I got that pussy! I am your friendly neighborhood ghetto Blockbuster.

--24 Hour McDonalds, Water & Moore

Overheard by: BigKahuna&BigRed

Creepy hipster: You'd think you can't have sex to "Silence of the Lambs"...

--Huron St, Greenpoint

Overheard by: sweetchuck

Dude on cell: If you like murder, you're gonna love this movie!

--48 Bus

1. Пытаюсь обновить установленные пакеты программ, которые предлагаются для обновления, скачивает до 50-90 процентов один пакет  и потом опять начинает скачивать и количество итераций скачивания одного пакета растет. Как исправить? Хотел обновиться до 8.04, но с этими обновлениями никак не получается заполучить кнопку Fetch Updates.
   
2. Поставил Yakuake. Почему-то не могу набирать в нем команды, как-будто не работает клавиатура -- программа на нажатие клавиш не реагирует и причем это иногда быват даже со стандартным терминалом kubuntu. Как решить?
   

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Hobo: Yo man, it's freezing outside! Can I get a shirt?
Teenager with suitcase: No, go away.
Hobo: Come on man, you probably got like ten shirts in there.
Teenager with suitcase: Listen to me bum, you're already wearing ten shirts, you're not getting a shirt.
Bum: My name's Max.
Teenager with suitcase: I'm Peter.

--Penn Station

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Black lady #1: [sign language].
Black lady #2: [sign language].
Black lady #1: [sign language].
Black lady #2: Motherfucker!

--A Train

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Guido: If Mike Rowe died and you were there... Like if he died from natural causes and just went to sleep and died... Would you have sex with him?
Bitch: Hmm, I mean, I don't know, I'd have to like take a peak.
Guido: You mean you'd look at it?
Bitch: Yeah, maybe touch it.
Guido: But would you have sex with him?
Bitch: Roberto! It wouldn't be hard!
Guido: But what if he got hard and then died... Would you have sex with him?
Bitch: Maybe, but like why do I need to do that when I can just... You know... Ohh nevermind.
Guido: Oohh because you'll be doing all the work anyway? You could just buy a blow up doll.
Bitch: Exactly, so why do I need to hump Mike Rowe's dead body?

--6 Train

Overheard by: wet willy

Audio CD (8 Jan 2007)
Format: Soundtrack
Label: Lucky Monkey Records
Style: Funk, Disco

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Adolescent son to father: I'm worried about the essay section.
Father: Just BS it and you'll be fine. If you're like me you should be pretty good at BS-ing. Just write something like: "The current political situation in blah blah really makes me contemplate the mysteries of life."

--1 Train

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